I need to get that thing about Michael Jackson off my page. I'm sure the whole universe has already heard everyone's reactions and is tired of seeing them everywhere.


Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Sara needs a lawyer. (umm okay?)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Sara looks like trouble just waiting to happen. (LOL)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
Sara SAYS... "Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails." (SDFSDF)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Sara wants to feed aquafina to the goldfish.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Sara Does Europe with style.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Sara hates other cats, and all the cats in the neighborhood are afraid of her. (lol)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
Sara asks how long the Kimono exhibit will be in Canton.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
Sara Goes For A Pony Ride. (okaayy)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
Sara likes bugs for dinner. (wtf sdgf)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
Sara Eats Children. (SDFSDF)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
Sara wears scarlet red fishnet fence net stockings as daytime fashion. (LOL)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
Sara was arrested for being in possession of santa clause. (wtf)